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"There’s people who hate environmentalists… and a lot of these people are Christian, a lot of these people are very devout Christians. And that’s such a confusing thing to me, that if you believe God gave you the Earth, that God created the Earth for you, why would you not have to look after it? Why would you not think that when he came back, he wouldn’t go, ‘What the fuck did you do?! I gave this to you motherfucker, are you crazy? The polar bears are brown! What did you do to the polar bears? Did you shit all over every polar bear? Who spilled this shit, who spilled this? Come over, did you fucking spill this? What is that?’
‘It’s oil… it’s just some oil… I didn’t mean to spill it…’
‘Well why did you take it out of the fucking ground?’
‘Cause I wanted to go faster… I’m not fast enough… and I was cold…’
‘What the fuck do you mean cold? I gave you everything you needed, you piece of shit!’"
‘It’s oil… it’s just some oil… I didn’t mean to spill it…’
‘Well why did you take it out of the fucking ground?’
‘Cause I wanted to go faster… I’m not fast enough… and I was cold…’
‘What the fuck do you mean cold? I gave you everything you needed, you piece of shit!’"
— Louis CK (via nissenjc)
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